whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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