are you so shy because you have an std?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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