Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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