Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Let's paint friendship bongs
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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