It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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