i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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