while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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