Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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