Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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