the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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