found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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