please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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