But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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