A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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