she woke up with a sticky ear
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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