I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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