your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Are my feet made of real feet?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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