he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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