You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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