they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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