Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
That's when you crack a 10am beer
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
