Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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