I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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