Nicole vs. Life
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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