What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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