What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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