I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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