hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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