Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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