i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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