Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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