Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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