It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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