How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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