with your own penis?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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