There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i dont even know how to be here
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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