i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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