Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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