Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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