Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I will pee on everything he values.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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