yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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