How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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