In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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