if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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