Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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