I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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