I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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