problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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