I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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