He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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