This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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