you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Dick very happy bro
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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