Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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