im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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