your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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