why do cheetos always look like penises
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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