So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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